December 12, 2005

i voted for Jesse again

Kitty cats, Natalie, the NFL and now political polls - i think i'll let James L. Wilson surf the net for me. independent county rocks! Since the next president is going to be a total media creation - so why don't we form our own party party media rocks show and throw rocks at the other parties - figuratively, not literally.

Lemme suggests open ended poll questions - the no answer questions that make you think until your brain hurts and you end up like a monty python twit, with a knotted hankerchief on your head. Lemme's first question -

What is the specific energy source that creates sentience?

XXa) the sun b) cold fusion c) nucleic acid d) lysergic acid e) gaia f) aliens g) geothermal h) extrasensory perception i) wizards j) little white mice k) goddesses l) all of the above m) none of the above

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