Shuffle and Deal

The New York Times needs to quit reflecting on its belly button. The referenced article whines about the fact that new york politicians aren't up to snuff when it comes to getting their piece of the pork. I suppose New York should get levee funds ahead of New Orleans too. Just look at who your senators are - Shumer and Hilary. They are too busy grandstanding to actually do any real work. But real work is not the role of congress - the role of congress is to oppose progress.

The Senate has no credibility - why are we still pretending they mean something? Time to fold the hand - toss it in and deal again. You can call it anything you like when your hand consists of five wild cards. Five card stud, jokers wild, deuces wild, suicide kings, one eyed jacks also wild. Yeah, right - the Joker is in charge - time for the royal flush.
(Ross's giant sucking sound)