Change of Terms Notice

If you want our services, you will agree to our terms. Now that McMicroSofTacoCoke has become the sole franchise permitted to sell fast fast food in your bio-region, the term minute must be redefined to contain eighty second for us and only forty seconds for you, the sucker, er, the consumer, er, ah! the customer. Thus you waste two minutes waiting for a McBurger that only takes us one minute to cook. The slop package of mayo, ketchup, onions and pickle will now be blended and sprayed onto your bun prior to shrink wrapping. The shrink wrap protect you from any former animal parts, fly larvae or genetic material of past protein users that might be lawfully contained in your McBurger or McTaco.

The current record for opening a McTaco is down to three minutes and twenty six seconds - 266 seconds! We also wish to pat ourselves on the back for gaining United Nations Security Council approval to market McCoke as an automobile paint remover. Remember to try our Virtual McHappyMeal from McMicroSofTacoCoke, so you can spend your entire thirty minute lunch break in your cubicle, playing McVideoGames. This notice pertains to everybody and can be found on file in legalese in a law library somewhere. Have a nice day.